Ball Peen Hammer by Lauren Rowe

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Ball Peen Hammer by Lauren Rowee

Lori DeSisto-Sarat

Keane and Maddy have the funniest adventure EVER. I laughed so much I had tears in my eyes and my sides were aching. BPH is full of fun witty banter that kept a smile on my face throughout the whole book. If I could give this book 10 stars I would, it just made me feel so light and happy.

The journey of hilarity starts off with Maddy moving to LA to go to college. She is moving in with her big sister Hannah. Hannah is nervous about Maddy traveling so far by herself, and since Hannah’s neighbor Dax has a brother that lives close to where Maddy is currently she asked him to have his brother travel with Maddy.

Keane is bad about answering his phone either text messages or voicemail and misses the message from his brother Dax telling him to travel with Maddy. So when Maddy calls leaving messages and texts Keane has no idea who this chick is. Together with his best friend he calls his “other half” they begin to “suss” the mysterious Maddy out. By sending an dirty photo.

So now is where all the fun begins. Crazy travel buddies the joining of straight laced Maddy and stripper Keane known as Ball Peen Hammer. What starts off as mutual distain ends with a super fun friendship road trip!

“What? You haven’t named your wahoo?””No” She giggles again. “Well, Maybe you should. Start calling your bat-cave She-Ra Princess of Power and you’ll jumpstart that motor of yours in record speed. Or maybe Hello Kitty? Delilah? Jaws? Any of those speak to you?”

With suggested vagina names like that how can you go wrong?!! Although Jaws does sound painful


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