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Royally Screwed
Nicholas has been raised by his grandmother after the tragic death of his parents. He does everything that is expected of him with little to no hesitation. This particular errand was for him to retrieve his brother from New York and bring him home. So even though he hates New York he goes to do what his grandmother’s bidding. However before he leaves his grandmother informs him that he will marry in 6 months. So Nicholas starts his trip on a bender. Lucky for him there’s a big snow storm in NY which gives him a chance to walk about without being mobbed by people wanting his picture. During his walk about he and his best friend walk into a pie shop.

Olivia or more accurately her family owns a coffeeshop which also serves pie. Business is not great but it is what it is. Then in comes Nicholas and his best friend Simon. She knows that these men are important just doesn’t know who exactly they are. However the dark haired is throwing sexual innuendos her way, which she deflects expertly.

“I’ll try to keep my nose out of your business.” And I just can’t resist.”I’ll focus on getting it into your pants instead”
After their meeting neither one of them can stop thinking of one another. Nicholas goes back to the coffee shop to apologize for his behavior the night before. They have some fun banter and both start to have each other on their minds constantly. Finally Olivia gives in and goes on a date with Nicholas. Thus starts their relationship.

“Holy Fuck, does he know how to kiss. I think I have an orgasm of the mouth. A mouth-gasm. And it’s amazing”

Eventually Nicholas asks Olivia to go back to his castle with him. But will she go knowing that they can never really have a future. Nicholas told her about the up coming wedding and the guidelines by which he needs to choose his bride. Can they have a fling and just leave it at the end of the summer?

I was in love with this book from the beginning. It gives you everything. The characters are totally relatable and lovable. They are fun and witty. But most of all they feel REAL. Emma Chase NEVER disappoints me in her writing. She hits all the high and low marks with perfection. Making it so you do not put her book down until it is finished even then you want to start it all over again. I CAN NOT wait for more in this series!

ROYALLY SCREWED
By Emma Chase
Release Day: October 18, 2016

Emma Chase, New York Times bestselling author of the Tangled Series & Legal Briefs Series, returns with the first of three sizzling standalone books about a family of racy, irresistible Royals.

Nicholas Arthur Frederick Edward Pembrook, Crowned Prince of Wessco, aka “His Royal Hotness”, is wickedly charming, devastatingly handsome, and unabashedly arrogant—hard not to be when people are constantly bowing down to you.

Then, one snowy night in Manhattan, the prince meets a dark haired beauty who doesn’t bow down. Instead, she throws a pie in his face.

Nicholas wants to find out if she tastes as good as her pie, and this heir apparent is used to getting what he wants.

***
Dating a prince isn’t what waitress Olivia Hammond ever imagined it would be.

There’s a disapproving queen, a wildly inappropriate spare heir, relentless paparazzi, and brutal public scrutiny. While they’ve traded in horse drawn carriages for Rolls Royces and haven’t chopped anyone’s head off lately—the royals are far from accepting of this commoner.

But to Olivia—Nicholas is worth it.

***
Nicholas grew up with the whole world watching, and now Marriage Watch is in full force. In the end, Nicholas has to decide who he is, but more importantly, who he wants to be: a King… or the man who gets to love Olivia forever.

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ABOUT EMMA CHASE:
Emma Chase is the New York Times and USA Today bestselling author of the hot and hilarious Tangled series and The Legal Briefs series. Emma lives in New Jersey with her husband, two children and two naughty (but really cute) dogs. She has a long-standing love/hate relationship with caffeine.

EXCERPT
She’s even lovelier than I remembered, than I dreamed. Delicate midnight tendrils frame a face that belongs in a museum—with stunning dark sapphire eyes that should be commemorated in vibrant oils and soft watercolors. If Helen launched a thousand ships, this girl could raise a thousand hard-ons.
She’s prettily made, the top of her head coming only to my chin, but fantastically curvy. Great full tits that strain the buttons of a wrinkled white blouse, shapely hips in a black skirt tapering to a tiny waist I could wrap my hands around and toned legs encased in sheer black tights finish off the whole package very nicely.
An unfamiliar anxiousness fizzes like soda in my gut.
“The door was open,” I explain.
“It’s broken.”
Logan flicks at the lock. Security is his life, so a broken lock would annoy him like a puzzle with the final piece missing.
“What do you want?”
She has no idea who I am. It’s in the defensive way she holds herself and the accusatory note in her voice. Some women try to pretend they don’t recognize me, but I can always tell. Her ignorance is rather…thrilling. There are no expectations, no hidden agendas, no reasons to pretend—what she sees is what she gets. And all she sees is me.
My throat is suddenly a barren wasteland. I swallow, but it’s difficult.
“Well, he’s desperate for some pie.” I hook my thumb at Simon. “And I…wanted to apologize for the other evening. I don’t normally act that way. I was on a bit of bender…”
“In my experience, people don’t do things when they’re drunk that they wouldn’t do normally.”
“No, you’re right. I would’ve thought all those things, but I never would’ve said them out loud.” I move closer, slowly. “And if I’d been sober…my opening bid would’ve been much higher.”
“She crosses her arms. “Are you trying to be cute?”
“No. I don’t have to try…it just sort of happens.”

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