Cover Design: MadHat BooksRelease Date: July 25, 2017
#MomFail is an anthology of novellas by Moms about Moms. They are hilarious, mostly embarrassing, relatable snippets of life as a Mom.
One of my favorite stories in this book is Road Trip by L.L. Collins where a slight technology glitch turns into the embarrassing moment that ‘keeps on giving’!! I laughed out loud at every turn of the page!
“My daddy saw a cock at his work today! Have you ever seen a cock at your job?”
I closed my eyes and pressed my lips together. This was it. This was how I would die because I willed a giant hole to open and suck me into it.”
Another favorite was Winging It by Marie James. It brought back memories of trying to handle solo parenting of a couple of rambunctious boys while my husband was an active duty soldier.
“Grateful my toes are still dry when I reach the threshold outside the kids’ bathroom, I question whether to just leave it alone. The carpet isn’t wet yet. There’s still time to get the coffee going and a few minutes to inwardly debate the ongoing struggle between day drinking and moving to Colorado so smoking pot isn’t as frowned upon.”
Each story was different and original but all highlighted our connection as perfectly imperfect women just doing our best and having a few laughs along the way.
Everyone just stop for one bleeping minute so we can all get real with each other. Being a mom is some tough $#!†. You’re constantly wearing questionable substances that make you ask, “is this chocolate or … oh, crap …” and your purse is merely a receptacle for three-week-old snacks and broken crayons.
Let’s be honest … even when we’re doing this “mom” thing right, we’re somehow doing it completely wrong.
Pardon us while we dust off our collective Mother of the Year trophy and proudly present you with an epic anthology of #MOMFAILS.
*Stories inspired by real life (unless you’re a cop, then it’s all complete fiction). Names and situations have been changed to protect the guilty (and by guilty, we mean the moms). Because motherhood is a battlefield and we’re all just trying to survive by any means necessary.
Featuring this amazing lineup: Alissa York, A.M. Willard, BL Berry, Carina Adams, Claudia Burgoa, Crystal Burnette, Dylan Allen, Faith Andrews, Gia Riley, J.A. DeRouen, Kate Anslinger, Leddy Harper, LK Collins, LL Collins, Marie James, Piper Rayne, Riann C. Miller, Shari J. Ryan, Stephanie Rose, Stephie Walls, SM West, TL Swan, Teresa Michaels, and foreword written by: Nicole Kane Knepper.
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